Only 42 Left
I just received my November/December copy of my very favorite magazine in the whole world. Bark! I love this beautiful magazine and read it from cover to cover, back to front, front to back every time it gets put into our mailing box by our mail delivery person.
I love their slogan: Dog Is My Co-Pilot. The only problem with that slogan, is I'm afraid that Bob will read it too and then he'll want to change it to Bob Is My Co-Pilot. Can you imagine flying around with Bob in the seat beside you? Yipes. That is a very terrifying thought to have in your mind. Bob can barely walk without falling over something.
Anyway. When I got my Bark Magazine, I remembered that it is the time to shop for The Princess and to fufill her every wish, on all of her lists. I have a lot of LISTS. Obviously, the BIG LIST is for The Christmas Shopping. There are only 42 days left of shopping time until Christmas Morning, and at the rate my Mom and my Gram move sometimes, I need to make sure they are working on this. I am going to require a LOT of gifts this year, because I have been very good all year and most important. I have been putting up with BOB. This will be my first Christmas of having him in my life and I suppose I am going to be expected to share. O.K. I'll do that.
The Princess gets two gifts and Bob gets one. The Princess gets six gifts, and Bob gets two. The Princess gets 12 Gifts of Christmas and Bob gets two. I think that is fair. Bob isn't going to know the difference anyway. He'll be busy eating acorns in the snow. (That is another long story and I'll tell you about Bob and The Acorns later).
So. Bark Magazine makes it easy for me to put together my wonderful List of Christmas Requirements since they always have a great section called "Nifty Products". It never fails that I find many items that I will be needing after I read this section.
So. Let the Joy of Shopping take over your sad life and get on with it. If you don't have Bark Magazine in your mailing box, you can tell your mouse man to take you to The Modern Dog Culture Magazine That would be Bark.
And Let the Shopping Begin!
Love from The Princess,
Daisy
I love their slogan: Dog Is My Co-Pilot. The only problem with that slogan, is I'm afraid that Bob will read it too and then he'll want to change it to Bob Is My Co-Pilot. Can you imagine flying around with Bob in the seat beside you? Yipes. That is a very terrifying thought to have in your mind. Bob can barely walk without falling over something.
Anyway. When I got my Bark Magazine, I remembered that it is the time to shop for The Princess and to fufill her every wish, on all of her lists. I have a lot of LISTS. Obviously, the BIG LIST is for The Christmas Shopping. There are only 42 days left of shopping time until Christmas Morning, and at the rate my Mom and my Gram move sometimes, I need to make sure they are working on this. I am going to require a LOT of gifts this year, because I have been very good all year and most important. I have been putting up with BOB. This will be my first Christmas of having him in my life and I suppose I am going to be expected to share. O.K. I'll do that.
The Princess gets two gifts and Bob gets one. The Princess gets six gifts, and Bob gets two. The Princess gets 12 Gifts of Christmas and Bob gets two. I think that is fair. Bob isn't going to know the difference anyway. He'll be busy eating acorns in the snow. (That is another long story and I'll tell you about Bob and The Acorns later).
So. Bark Magazine makes it easy for me to put together my wonderful List of Christmas Requirements since they always have a great section called "Nifty Products". It never fails that I find many items that I will be needing after I read this section.
So. Let the Joy of Shopping take over your sad life and get on with it. If you don't have Bark Magazine in your mailing box, you can tell your mouse man to take you to The Modern Dog Culture Magazine That would be Bark.
And Let the Shopping Begin!
Love from The Princess,
Daisy
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