My Gram has a bumper sticker sign on the back of her car.  It says "My Pit Bull is Smarter Than Your Honor Student".

My Gram says she is going to figure out a way to scrape it off, because Bob is Stupid.    He has spent all day long with his friends Scarlett and Rusty, running from window to window to window in our office space, trying to scare squirrels.     There is no way at all that Bob is going to scare anything, much less a squirrel whose only goal in life is to run around under our windows and taunt the dogs.

Now tell me something?   After you realized that your non stop barking wasn't doing anything except give your friend Rusty a bad case of hiccups, wouldn't you just stop it and take a long overdue nap?   Not if you are Bob.
Dumb as a stump.

Love,
Daisy