Bite Night
My Dad always says that I should Blog about things that are going to happen. Like I am what? A Psychic? Or like on T.V.? The Ghost Whisperer?
I much prefer to talk about the things that have taken place in my life already. I think it is much more interesting to get my critique on events that have occured because if you didn't have an opinion from The Princess, how would you know what to think? You know what I mean? I watch the television and I tell you all about what happened and if you should like it or not. Or who you should vote for on American Idol or Dancing with The Stars. I tell you when I get new clothing and I tell you to say I look beautiful. You understand, I'm sure. I am your VOICE.
Once in awhile something comes along that is really, really important and then I tell you about it ahead of time.
Like Bite Night. This is an important event sponsored by Fun Dogs. Actually, I think this is a little bit of an oxymoron. Getting bitten doesn't sound like fun to me! But this is because of National Dog Bite Prevention Week. If it were not so serious that would sound like a silly thing to have a week to celebrate, wouldn't it? But anyway, Whitney McKim from Fun Dogs is an expert on canine body language and then someone from Loudoun County Animal Control will tell you all about bite laws. It is really sad that we have to talk about this, but we must be educated so we are safe. Some dogs do get angry and then they bite people. That isn't nice at all, and certainly nothing that The Princess or Stupid Head Bob would partake of.
So here is the deal and THERE IS NO COST TO ATTEND THIS SEMINAR, but lots of people will probably want to go and perhaps there will not be enough room for everyone and that is why I am telling you all about this ahead of time.
Thanks, Dad.
Oh and by the way: Small children should not look at this picture, which I think kinda looks like a wild bear in the woods, but it does make the point, doesn't it? So call 540 270 6022 to make a reservation for this lecture about biting, which is a bad thing. The lecture is a good thing.
I'm too scared by this picture to go, but I'll send my Mom and she'll tell me all about it so I can tell you.
Love, and NO BITING
The Princess (and Bob)
I much prefer to talk about the things that have taken place in my life already. I think it is much more interesting to get my critique on events that have occured because if you didn't have an opinion from The Princess, how would you know what to think? You know what I mean? I watch the television and I tell you all about what happened and if you should like it or not. Or who you should vote for on American Idol or Dancing with The Stars. I tell you when I get new clothing and I tell you to say I look beautiful. You understand, I'm sure. I am your VOICE.
Once in awhile something comes along that is really, really important and then I tell you about it ahead of time.
Like Bite Night. This is an important event sponsored by Fun Dogs. Actually, I think this is a little bit of an oxymoron. Getting bitten doesn't sound like fun to me! But this is because of National Dog Bite Prevention Week. If it were not so serious that would sound like a silly thing to have a week to celebrate, wouldn't it? But anyway, Whitney McKim from Fun Dogs is an expert on canine body language and then someone from Loudoun County Animal Control will tell you all about bite laws. It is really sad that we have to talk about this, but we must be educated so we are safe. Some dogs do get angry and then they bite people. That isn't nice at all, and certainly nothing that The Princess or Stupid Head Bob would partake of.
So here is the deal and THERE IS NO COST TO ATTEND THIS SEMINAR, but lots of people will probably want to go and perhaps there will not be enough room for everyone and that is why I am telling you all about this ahead of time.
Thanks, Dad.
Oh and by the way: Small children should not look at this picture, which I think kinda looks like a wild bear in the woods, but it does make the point, doesn't it? So call 540 270 6022 to make a reservation for this lecture about biting, which is a bad thing. The lecture is a good thing.
I'm too scared by this picture to go, but I'll send my Mom and she'll tell me all about it so I can tell you.
Love, and NO BITING
The Princess (and Bob)
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