Down With The Digoxin
So, O.K. I went to see my wonderful Dr. William Tyrrell today and have I told you before that he is probably the best Heart Trouble Doctor in the whole world?
Remember you can always get your MP out of bed and have him fly you to Visit With Dr. Bill & Friends
So, I have some problems, that everyone who reads my Blogging Business can help me with.
This problem is that my Digoxin levels are TOXIC. Too High! Not Good.
I am off the drug until Dr. Bill figures out what my Blood in a Tube is tellilng him.
But wait. I want all of you to WISH FOR HIGH DIGOXIN. The reason is this. If my Digoxin is too high that is something Dr. Bill can fix, but if my Digoxin level is where it is supposed to be, than that is not good, because Dr. Bill might not know what to do next. Not good news when your wonderful Dr. Bill is scratching his head.
So this is what you say: PLEASE GOD, LET DAISY HAVE HIGH DIOGXIN
Say that a lot. Say it over and over and over. If my Diogxin is high....good news it can be fixed.
Love and Licks,
The Princess
Remember you can always get your MP out of bed and have him fly you to Visit With Dr. Bill & Friends
So, I have some problems, that everyone who reads my Blogging Business can help me with.
This problem is that my Digoxin levels are TOXIC. Too High! Not Good.
I am off the drug until Dr. Bill figures out what my Blood in a Tube is tellilng him.
But wait. I want all of you to WISH FOR HIGH DIGOXIN. The reason is this. If my Digoxin is too high that is something Dr. Bill can fix, but if my Digoxin level is where it is supposed to be, than that is not good, because Dr. Bill might not know what to do next. Not good news when your wonderful Dr. Bill is scratching his head.
So this is what you say: PLEASE GOD, LET DAISY HAVE HIGH DIOGXIN
Say that a lot. Say it over and over and over. If my Diogxin is high....good news it can be fixed.
Love and Licks,
The Princess
Daisy Darling - Don't panic - we're all in this with you and are certainly going to root for that correct digoxin level. But we don't want you to blow a gasket worrying about it - mind over matter, remember, it's how people handle difficult times that defines them. And the best time-honored way to stay calm and centered is by breathing in through your nose (not an easy task with a nose like yours!) and out through your mouth. Breathe in, breathe out. And in your case (something most yoga practitioners might not know about)nibble on a small Wagatha's Tuscan Tomato biscuit in between every third breath. By the time you've done that three times a day your blood levels will be all better. Oh - and please have Gram calm down too since you got her all worked up and she transposed letters in Digoxin and misspelled it TWICE, which is really not like her. So stay cool, think happy thoughts and IMAGINE that nice high digoxin level into happening. Mind over matter - yogis walk barefoot on hot coals with mind control - you can pull this off, little Bulldog.
Thanks so much, Auntie Tracie.
This sounds like wonderful advice and yes, I do have a bit of trouble with the breathing thing, but I'll practice up. And I'll sit my can of Wagatha's right beside me, maybe my favorite toy also.
My Gram said she misspelled Digoxin on purpose to see if people really read my Blogs. I think that is a BIG NOT TRUE. Gram usually tries to blame the stuff like this on Bob, but he is asleep in his crate with a new empty plastic bottle. I hope he can breathe in and out!
Ta Da! I will keep calm.
Me, Daisy
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