The Nanny
Do you think I am doing a good job with this Nanny Business?
It is so difficult. I am exhausted. And now Lily tells me she wants to be a PitBull when she grows up. I don't know what to say to her. How can I explain that she will always have short little legs and be a little on the round side? Oh boy.
I need to find a good news story to report so I get a break! How do people manage to work two jobs?
Bob, the Nanny
Lily, Too Young to Blog
It is so difficult. I am exhausted. And now Lily tells me she wants to be a PitBull when she grows up. I don't know what to say to her. How can I explain that she will always have short little legs and be a little on the round side? Oh boy.
I need to find a good news story to report so I get a break! How do people manage to work two jobs?
Bob, the Nanny
Lily, Too Young to Blog
Oh, Bob! What a darling photo! Yes, you are an excellent Nanny to Baby Lily! I don't know how you will ever be able to explain to her that she won't be a Pit Bull, but I think she will grow into liking herself just the way she is.
Love, Blazer & Mom (Vicki)
And now she is learning the PitBull gurgle. It is a very distinctive sound and every PitBull I have ever met is able to do that sound, deep in our throats. Sometimes it scares people, which kinda-sorta makes me giggle because as you know, I am not a very scary looking dog. It really sounds funny when it comes out of Lily's little body! HA!
I just love my Lily-Girl..........
Licks to you too, Blazer and a kiss for your Mom
Bob
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Dear Bob
You don't know me but I was a very dear friend of Daisy's. In fact, we almost tried out for the amazing race together! However, instead we decided to stay home and watch it from the comfort of our homes.
I just wanted you to know you are doing a great job as Lily's nanny. These are the important months you know so be sure to show her the critical stuff like how to beg, how to get a belly rub, how to whine to get a walk...
You can do it.
Your friend
Niles Phineas
Oh Boy, Niles. You are my kind of MAN! This is very important stuff you are sharing with me!
I asked my Mom to tell me all about you and I understand that you have a sister named Lily. I'm kind of glad that Lily is my Niece and not my Sister. This way I get a bit of a break from her Bulldog Behaviour when she goes home at night!
Keep those Handy Helpful Hints coming, my friend.
Bob
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