PitBull Nanny Bob
DO I LOOK PATHETIC? I feel pathetic. Poor Bob. Poor Uncle. Poor me.
As you can see, I am obviously "on duty" in the Nanny Department. Keeping in mind, please, that the door to this box is wide open, so I am not trapped in the box by Lily. It is just important to remember that being a Nanny means that one must be very close to the reason that one is a Nanny in the first place. All the time. So. I try to be with Lily constantly.
Unfortunately this means that by the time I go into my home (this is our office-box) - then I am totally and completely exhausted. I find I must take a nap BEFORE dinner. Scarlett and I used to go into our home at night and have a nightly race from room to room play session. Rusty was the referee-dog. But now that has all come to a big, fat halt. I can barely make it up the stairs into our home.
Actually, I think my Mom is rather glad that our racing around every night has slowed down. It seems that she becomes a bit upset when I push the mattress off the bed, move the couch across the living room and then race back to finish up the bed. I don't know why it matters if the mattress is half on/half off of her bed. My bed is already on the floor, so I would think it makes more sense like that.
This picture is a little bit blurry. I think Mom might have been shaking her hand when she took the photo with her telephone. I suspect that she and Mom were saying.... "quick, get the picture, look how cute they are in the crate together....isn't Lily just so sweet, and cute...and look how she chews on the crate... Bob will need to teach her not to do that."
Get it. Bob has to teach her? They get to snuggle and see Lily at her cutest and sweetest time. When she is fast asleep. I get to have her hanging off my nose while I teach her how not to chew on "things".
Jeeze. How long before Baby BullDogs don't need a Nanny any longer? Get me a 2009 calendar. I have to mark the days!
PitBull Nanny,
Bob
Now, Bob, you know you love playing Nanna to little Lily. She is just so precious! Oh, and before I forget, I voted for Wyatt again today and will continue to vote for him everyday until the contest is over! Whew, didn't want to forget that important piece of info!
Bob, I've never had to explain this to you before, but being a Reporter Extraordinaire requires Nanny duties. How else will we get all the latest details of all the cute things Lily does. You gotta admit, she's one gorgeous little darlin'!
And, if it helps keep the mattress on the bed (where it's supposed to stay) and the couch stays where it was originally placed in the living room, then this Nanny business is good for you!
More pictures please, when you have the chance to get them. We just think you look so cute together. You're a good boy, Bob! Keep up the good work!
Dear Miss Vicki and Family
I just finished confessing to my friend Grace that I knew I was acting like a big whiney baby. Without Lily in my life who would chew on my foot when I am trying to rest?
Keeping it together,
Bob
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Hang in, Nanny Bob. They grow up fast and soon you'll be wondering where the time went. I'll email you a picture of me as Nanny Grace-dog...I feel your pain, Nanny-dom is not for the faint of heart.
xo
Grace-dog
Dear Grace
I know that what you are telling me is the truth. It's just that the older Lily gets the less sleeping she does. By the time we finish our working for the day and Lily goes to her home and I go to mine, I am so tired I can barely crawl up our stairway much less onto our couch.
I have decided that this is why rich people have more than one nanny. When one passes out from exhaustion, the other can step onto the plate.
On the other hand, what would I do without Miss Lily in my life? I would have time on my paws, but I would be very sad indeed. So. I have decided to try not to complain. Except sometimes.
Bob
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