Sugar & Champagne
How cool is this and guess who is going to attend?
Me?
Bob? Your Favorite PitBull Boy Bloginator?
Nope! Not this time. Not me.
Can you believe that I am NOT GOING? I can barely believe it myself. And who do you
think would be going instead of me, the world's best pitbull bloginator extraordinary?
You guessed it. That would be the tiny little baby, Lily! Oh, poor, poor me.
This is what I will NOT BE SEEING!
On the other hand, of course, I am trying very hard to be supportive of The Washington Humane Society and this, their 7th Annual Sugar & Champagne Affair, and I happy that my beautiful sister will be attending with Lily by her side. Pat (my sister's husband) is a very fine chef and he will be very appreciative of the wonderful pastries and desserts from our area's top Pastry Chefs. Everyone will be happy about the world's finest sparkling wines and champagne, although since Lily has few manners at this point, I am hopeful that she will not have a small sip of champage and be asked to leave!
I am sure that ALL of my friends and fans are asking themselves at this point - WHY? Why Lily? Why not Bob who has fine manners and will not bump into a table full of beautiful treats and knock it over? Frankly, my friends, I am asking that very same question at this point, but decisions are made in this family and sometimes the decision making process does not include me. Oh, poor, poor Bob. Poor me. I am just too saddened for words. I can barely go on, but go on I must. I am, after all, a REPORTER. It is my job to continue in the face of adversary.
And while we are at it, let's just add insult to injury, why don't we? Here is the event MC!
Event Emcee: Holly Morris, WTTG Fox 5
Perhaps if I send a copy of my Blog to Holly Morris, who is bound to think that I am one handsome Pitbull, she will tell the people she works with at WTTG Fox 5, that the world's only Blogging PitBull was asked to stay at home and "hold down the fort", while his chubby little baby niece was in attendance. That should do it. Why don't all of you take a moment and send Miss Holly Morris a nice e-mail and tell her all about your friend Bob. HA! That will fool that silly baby, won't it?
Seriously. I am not really too upset at not being able to attend the event. It is probably black tie or something and I truly have nothing to wear. And actually, I do like reporting on events as The Anchorman, so Lily can do all of the field work and have sore paws, while I can lay on the couch and eat Wagatha's Wonderful Biscuits and get a tummy rub from Mom. HA! Again!
So remember! This is an event you should all support and if you cannot attend in person, please feel free to make a nice donation to benefit The Washington Humane Society!
Oh and guess what else, dear friends? Lily had the second of her "Puppy Series" photo shoots from wonderful Bev Hollis and I didn't even get to go along and watch. Does Bob have any new pictures in his portfolio? Of course not! Does Lily? Of course she does, however, with this one, I cannot be a smarty pants.. Isn't my Sister just too beautiful for words? And Lily is, I will admit, pretty darn cute.
Love and Licks,
Poor Pitiful PitBull Bob
(not going to the event)
Dear Bob- Don't be sad. Think of all those calories you won't have to be consuming and can keep your boyish figure. I have an idea - what if you said that your Auntie Tracie Hotchner would donate signed copies of her books THE DOG BIBLE & THE CAT BIBLE for them to raffle off or use in a silent auction to raise money? Maybe they'd say you would have to bring them over and that would be your calling card. What do you think? It's Washington, after all - so you have to be creative about lobbying in this new transparent full-disclosure environment, right?
Dearest Auntie Tracie ---- I think that is an amazing wonderful fantastic idea and I will contact those silly people right away. Well, I'll do that as soon as I finish catching up on all my mail and get some Blogging Business taken care of.
Did you know my silly Mother fell down the stairs and broke her right wrist. Now she has pins in her wrist AND her shoulder (from last August). It would appear that she feels the need to become (what is the word?) Bionic? I say she has totally upset my whole life as I was forced into semi-retirement because of this and even had to sleep in my crate overnight for TWO whole days. Believe me, I am contacting Rachel Ray and asking her if I can come live with Isaboo. Or wait! Can I come to your house?
But, I am back into the Blogging Business as of NOW!
All my love,
Bob
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