What is Lurking in The Pond?
Sarlett is a Rat Terrier and my Mom says she is "a runner". Why anyone would want to run off, I have no idea at all, but Scarlett likes to have a little adventure every now and then. As we live in the woods and have lots of land between homes, we don't worry too much about her, except about what she may come home smelling like.
Usually it is a combination of dead fish, pond scum (from our neighbors), horse manure (from our other neighbor) and who knows what else. It isn't pleasant, I'll just say that.
In any event, Scarlett had her usual run around the mountain and came home in an hour reeking to beat the band. Now we have to give her a bath before we can sleep with her.
Mom said Scarlett was lucky because who knows what is lurking in the pond next door. It could be nothing more than giant catfish, but what if it is a monster in there.
Like this one:

Only this morning we were looking on the Internet to find interesting stuff and we read all about this giant pond (I guess it is a lake) in England, where some people spotted what they are sure is a Monster by the name of Nessie.
Not Loch Nessie, because that one is in Scotland. This one is Bow Nessie.
This is exactly what the article said:
Tom Pickles and Sarah Harrington, who'd taken their watercraft out on the foggy waters of Lake Windermere,encountered what appeared to be "an enormous snake" swimming by.
"It was petrifying and we paddled back to the shore straight away. At first I thought it was a dog and then saw it was much bigger and moving really quickly at about 10 mph," the 24-year-old Pickles told The Telegraph. "Each hump was moving in a rippling motion and it was swimming fast. Its skin was like a seal's but its shape was completely abnormal—it's not like any animal I've ever seen before."
But what did Pickles and Harrington expect? Didn't they know that Lake Windermere is reputedly the home of the British version of the Loch Ness monster? In the past five years, sojourners on the lake have reported eight sightings of a Nessie-like serpent.
But the kayaking couple rallied from their shock and snapped the clearest photo of the Windermere "monster" since the sightings began. A journalism professor and his wife inaugurated the recent spate of Nessie-esque encounters on the lake back in 2006 reporting they had seen a "giant eel" somewhere between 15-20 feet long.
Ever since then, researchers have set out upon the lake with sonar equipment, in pursuit of "Bow-Nessie," as the creature's British compatriots like to call it. But so far, their efforts haven't borne fruit.
Of course, people in Scotland have reported sightings of the Loch Ness Monster since 1933, and even with dramatic advance sonar and video technology, Loch Ness research teams have likewise been unable to turn up any credible scientific evidence of its existence. Even its most noted hunter, Robert Rines, recently gave up his quest to find the beast after trying for nearly 40 years. "Unfortunately, I'm running out of age," the 85 year-old Rines said last year when he announced he was calling it quits.
Meanwhile, Dr. Ian Winfield, a lake ecologist at the University of Lancaster, told The Sun he thinks the mysterious appartition people are seeing in Lake Windermere is merely a really big catfish. But all of this speculation overlooks the central mystery in the latest sighting: Why on earth would a couple go kayaking on an English lake in the middle of February?"
Isn't that a very wonderful question? Why would anyone go into a kayak anywhere? But especially into a lake covered in creepy fog. Have these people never seen the movie, American Werewolf in London? I tell you, Mom says after seeing that movie it would be a very long time before she ever walked on a moor, must less a foggy one.
And as for this couples first impression? They thought it was a DOG? Where are these people from, I wonder, if dogs have multiple humps on their backs and swim in foggy lakes?
Do you suppose all of this stuff is true? And if it is true, do you think we have a monster in the pond next door?
Oh my. This is not good.
Scared of Monsters,
Bob
----- but still a darn good PitBull Reporter Extra Ordinary







Gosh, Bob! This is a very eerie article. Wow, you really know how to research the really cool stories! Tell Scarlett to stay away from that pond or you may never see or hear her bark again...
Oh, I have to go hide under the covers now!
Bye, bye!
Blazer
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