Bob and the Ugly Beads
Today really is Fat Tuesday and you know that means that I get to wear my beads. My friend in Tennessee, Boris, sent them to me. He promised me some Cool Beads..... but when they arrived I decided to get pathetic and so all of the pictures that Mom and my Sis took of me look like I'm not overly thrilled about my gift.Actually, I am thrilled and I am proud to have them, but the trouble came when my "bro" Rusty, deided to stick his long nose into my box and I had to give him a slight correction. Did the box say "Rusty Best" on it? Did it say this is for the stinky little dauschund who lives with Bob? I think not. It clearly was addressed to me, Bob Best, Boy Bloginator. Not for sharing. It wasn't a gift box from Wagatha's --- I always share my treats. But beads? No way. I immediately retired to my bed and made it clear that while I was wearing beads, I was off limits to the rest of the family. Some things are just sacred, you know.
So now I have gorgeous beads, and NO FRIENDS (except maybe Boris who sent them to me)
Mom says this is a lesson in LIFE. She says that it is it absolutely no good to have something special if no one likes you. Furthermore, she says that "beauty is only skin deep and ugliness goes straight to the bone"
So I have decided that one should not always get what one asks for. I asked for these beads, and now I have them and everyone is mad at me. Mom says not to worry. There are still 298 days left in 2011 and therefore I have 298 days left in which to redeem myself.
I don't know if I can always be perfect, but I must admit, I like myself much better when I am Beautiful Bob, Boy Bloginator and Pit Bull Reporteer Extra Ordinary, and so
thanks, Boris, for sharing the Beads from Hell. I am retiring them to someone who really wants them.
Love and Licks,
Bob
----- the Devil made me Do It
Posted by Daisy and Bob's Blog at 3/8/2011 8:10 AM 
Categories: All the News All the Time
Tags: American Pit Bull Terrier Fat Tuesday
Categories: All the News All the Time
Tags: American Pit Bull Terrier Fat Tuesday
This post is hilarious, Patty! Do you remember me? You used to take care of Morgan before we moved. Anyway, love your blog - you're so witty. Have a great day!
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Dear Boy Bob,
Hiya! Listen, I will always be your furiend. The others were just jealous because you looked so great in your beads. It's too bad you have to retire the beads, but nearby friends are so very important.
Hang in there pal,
Blazer
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