Why don't I have a hat?
I have a friend named Busy Bee.
Actually, I have never met her, but I know that if I did, I would be in love with her. She is, after all, beautiful, and you know I am a sucker for a Pretty Face.
Bee read my pathetic story about the beads, and she wanted to cheer me up. Instead, she has depressed me even more.
Bee has a Rain Hat. I do NOT have a Rain Hat. I have no hats at all. Why do you suppose that my Mom dislikes me so much that she hasn't gotten me a hat?
Should I be worried about this?
You know I have so many things to worry about, I just don't need another thing if it isn't necessary. Hat or No Hat?
Here is Bee

Love, Bob
--- insecure about everything
Actually, I have never met her, but I know that if I did, I would be in love with her. She is, after all, beautiful, and you know I am a sucker for a Pretty Face.
Bee read my pathetic story about the beads, and she wanted to cheer me up. Instead, she has depressed me even more.
Bee has a Rain Hat. I do NOT have a Rain Hat. I have no hats at all. Why do you suppose that my Mom dislikes me so much that she hasn't gotten me a hat?
Should I be worried about this?
You know I have so many things to worry about, I just don't need another thing if it isn't necessary. Hat or No Hat?
Here is Bee

Love, Bob
--- insecure about everything







Well, I asked Kassi, my Rottie about what she thought about not having a hat and if she would like one. She said no way! She said you can't flop your ears around if you have on a hat and that hats are itchy. So, that's her take on it.
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Bob,
This is a disgrace! It's obvious to me that your Mom does not like you very much, at all. I'll bet you don't even have a winter coat to keep the nippy weather off your delicate bones. You poor guy! You can come live with me if you'd like and my Mom will give you any hat you want and a warm coat. My Mom kind of knows your Mom and maybe she should talk to her about this personally.
Don't be sad my friend. I love you.
Blazer
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